what chu talkin' about willis

Costco with my sister

• Sister: damnit I don't have money to buy salad
• Me: its okay I'll buy it with my stuff
• Sister: no you're a broke ass now
• Me: ...isn't a box of salad $2-3 bucks?
• Sister: no its more like $4-5
• Me: oh ya I definitely can't afford it then